Heard Today:

Man: My name's Greg.

Woman: Married?

Greg: No, Greg.

a prayer in the smallest church on the side of the road.

Grammatical Snickering

An unfortunate misplaced modifier by Jason Aldean:
"Well, you can see the neighbor's butt crack nailing down his shingles."

George Strait shows the importance of punctuation:
"you'll always be a fire(.) I can't put out"

Found on Delta Flight:

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"Next time you're sitting here, it could be on us."