4.05.2014

Top Ten Sexiest Characters in Beauty and the Beast


We've come to end the age-old dispute over which characters in Beauty and the Beast are, in fact, the sexiest. A lot of blood has been spilled over this matter, family's torn asunder, and we, at the Westovarian, want to give the world a gentle nudge into an era where we are all a little bit more at peace with one another. Without further ado,

1. The Wardrobe - Great drawers. Good in the bedroom.



2. Lumiere - So slender. So smooth.


3. Belle - Okay, fine. 


4. Mrs. Potts - Supple. Often hot. 


5. The Beast - Belle didn't just kiss him out of the goodness of her heart, now, did she?


6. The Napkins - Nicely color coordinated. And they're just pretty. 


7. Phillipe - The Beast is also an animal, so.


8. The Stove - Mah mah mah mah mah mah


9. Cogsworth - He's, like, kind of portly and sassy. Seems like he could use a lay, and we always like to help a brother in need. 


10. Chip - We know you were thinking it. Sicko.


Honorable mentions: the feather dusters, the coat hanger, Gaston

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