~~Welcome to All Your Future Yesterdays~~
Here at Time Travel Travel Bureau we know that the past is a different country, just like different countries are different countries. We make sure you're prepared, your colloquialisms chronistic, your currency properly deflated, your hairstyle on point. Why go anywhere when you can go anywhen? Step in a river and see how difference it feels.
You've of course seen the rise of time backpackers, these Do-It-Yourselfers with no respect for the butterfly effect. With no appreciation of time rending paradox. Don't be one of those people. Join the Time Travel Travel Bureau for a licensed, tempo-friendly, cultural experience that will enrich your mind and leave you changed - in a good way. And if you're the adventurous sort, sign up for one of our excursions into the futures, where you can explore the Earth's many tomorrows. Just remember, when you come back, no spoilers!
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